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Kyle Kage
Forward:You know when the name Zack Kaines comes to mind in the head of TKO theres only one word that he can think of.....BORING.I mean so what hes full of himself and he thinks he's Mr.Extreme and if he keeps on running his mouth he's probably going to have every PHW superstar on his back.Terrel "Knockout" Owens decides that its about time for Zack Kaines to shut his mouth and time for TKO to run his!
Sence 1
The sence opens up as Terrel Owens is walking backstage nodding his head to people and smiling.He walks down the hall in some timberlands,a jordan jersey and some baggy jeans.He suddenly stops walking and frownsThe camera focuses on TKO's face.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Kyle Kage what in gods name do you want?
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Well Terrel you did get beat last Saturday by Amazing red.....
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Yeah thats right i did but hey that was last Saturday Homey, Amazing red is still getting beat....BY HIS PARENTS!
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Haha very funny but you still did get beat by him TKO....What are your thoughts about that.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Man dogg everyone round this joint talks about the past too much. Personaly i could care less what anyone in the PHW has done in the past, i want to see what your made of now.And as far as me losing to amazing red goes well Kage the chances of him beating me were 1 out of 1,000 and that was that one time.
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Ok i guess you could say that...but what about Ronnie Styles?
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Kage, who in the blue hell do you think i am Zach Kaines, the guy would spends all this t.v. time boring us to death by babbling on and on and on about things no one gives a rat's ass about
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
No I centainly don't think your Zack Kaines, and speaking of him you have a match on slaughterhouse this coming saturday against him. In fact its a handicap match, you and Jesse james will take Zack Kaines on.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Wow Kyle, Hooked on Phonics must be helping you out alot to remember ALL of that. Or are you in Celven Learing Center with people like Zack Kaines children?
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Actually Terrel i don't take either...
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
I could give a Zack kaines what you are hooked on, wether its phonics crack, cocaine men.no one cares, just like no one cares about Zack Kaines!
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Ok Terrel whatever anyways what do you think about having Jesse James and yourself taking on Zack Kaines?
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Well i feel great about it.I heard that Jerry Watts got himself fired probably on purpose because he have a match with two member of the greatest stable the PHW has and ever will see! I mean if i could i would just finish Zack Kaines like the nobody he is by myself but since I have the greatest hardcore champion in wrestling history on my team i guess that won't be happening.Zach don't you know that your chances of winning against us are smaller than you wang! And that means there pretty damn small!You're Mr. Extreme huh, well whoop-de-doo i don't care if your batmna or superman nothing is going to change the fact that come salughterhouse your ass belongs to the west side connection!Zack, don't you know where all this babbling about pointless bullshit is getting you?Its only getting me and james more motivated to kick your ass because the fans shouldn't have to see your boring ass when they could be seeing more of the west side connection, Makaveli, Jesse James and Terrel "Knockout" Owens.Zack what was that i saw you doing.I might not remember clearly because every time i see you on PHW t.v. i tend to fall asleep but i think you were, trying to sing a fucking rap.Well i'll give you a rap alright Kaines but no not right now.I mean after hearing you saying that your going to me and James all by yourself, I honestly feel like giving all the fans at slaughterhouse a sing that says Zack is on Crack!I mean not to be clidish and stupid liek you Zach..but if you were pinochio...your nose would be as long as Andrew Kendrick says his wang is!And that is pretty damn big from what Kendrick claims.
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Hahaha, Terrel your pretty damn funny
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you laughing at my jokes?
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Uh yeah Terrel why do you have a problem with that?
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Uh yeah Kyle i do...you see your just a bitch in my yard that I own and right now your the only one there but soon Zack Kaines will be joining you and soon anyone who stands in the way of Terrel "Knockout" Owens. Jesse was talking about destiny, i'm sure you heard him kaines because he, unlike you doesn't make people fall asleep when hes on t.v. He was talking about destiny, and yeah everything that he said was your destiny but theres something he left out... your destiny it also to become my little bitch. Because thats what your going to be in that ring Kaines....my little pathetic bitch that i own! Kaines you like to waste everyones time by talking to people that no one gives a damn about and talk about things like Christopher Daniels who as much as I hate I still have to admit that he will kcik Kaines ass no with no problem just like me and james are going to have no problem flicking him down on the mat for the 1..2..3 like the fly he is. Zack you absolutly dissapoint me. I thought there was more to you than talking about basketball players that are professional to fans. Speaking of professional that is what i am.....I am a professional at owning and beating someone when there get a little too full of themselfs and bite a little too much off and can't swallow it. Zack, you will never be a professional at anything, unless it is an ugly contest.Haha. Sorry but sometimes even the greatest have to laugh at their own jokes Kage.
"PHW Interview" Kyle Kage
Don't worry about it man i understand.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Shut the fuck up Kage, remember, your my bitch and I own you. I never gave you permission to speak, so why don't you become a level higher than Zack Kaines is by doing something he can't do...Shut your mouth.
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Ok man sorry.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Ha i don't expect anything more from you Kage don't worried about it, just like i don't expect anything big from the self-proclaimed Mr. Extreme. Zack if your Mr. Extreme, then my grandma who is dead is king of the world. Mr. Extreme is a nobody who talks to nobodys like the PHW fans and has beens just to waste everyones time. Come salughterhouse you will relized what the West Side Connection is all about. We are about fighting not talking...yeah thats right we are about backing up the trash talk. This Saturday everyone will see the real Mr. Extreme, the guy who is just a coward hiding behind more cowards... specifically the rest of that shit-stocked stable the dynasty...or did that already die just like Kaines pride will this saturday?Oh and can't don't ever try to rap ever EVER again comprende puta? so Zack just help out everyone at slaughterhouse by just lying on the mat and letting either me or james cover your ass for the one two three ok? It's so simple even your Zach on Crack ass can understand.
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Sorry Terrel i don't mean to interupt but i need to ask you a question.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
What the hell is it now KAge.What is your question?
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
What are you going to get me for Christmas?
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
My god did you just ask me what i was going to get you for christmas.
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Sure did Terrel.
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Well lets just say that your on my naughty list
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
AH naughty i like that.......
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Oh oops sorry I take that back... i forgot you were Kyle Kage?
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Well what the hell does that mean Terrel?
Terrel "Knockout" Owens
Nevermind Kage, now where was I, oh yeah, before i was interupted, Kaines you are going to get whats coming to you if you don't lie down in the center of the ring. The West Side Connection will make DAMN SURE that we never have to listen to your boring little Mr. Extreme ass again in the PHW. Hell Kaines after me and James are done with you, you won't even remember anything except one thing.And do you know what that one thing is. It's that you just got your ass handed to your but the best of the past, present and the future, the west side connection.Cause Dogg you might think ya good but don't ya know? YOU AIN'T NOTHING TO TKO! Now Kage go do what you do best.Go get your husband's dildo and.....well im not going to go any futher than that, i don't need to make myself sick to my stomach before my match.Holla Back BIATCH!
Sence
Terrel Owens then jsut smiles at Kyle Kage and burstes out laughing holding his stomach.He then walks past him and the camera focuses on him walking down the hall.He then cuts the corner and the camera goes back to Kyle Kage
"PHW Interviewer" Kyle Kage
Well folks you jsut heard it from the biggest ego in the PHW Terrel Knockout Owens. Oh and one more thing...I'M NOT HIS LITTLE BITCH!
Sence
Kyle Kages eyes start to water as the camera loses site of him and the PHW goes to a commercial break.
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